Devon McCormack’s Reviews > Evan the Virgin Reindeer & His Sexy Buck > Status Update
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“How did I get here?”
“I carried you on my back.”
- *insert adorable, wide-eyed cat meme here*
— Nov 20, 2015 05:27AM
“I carried you on my back.”
- *insert adorable, wide-eyed cat meme here*
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Ah...he said it. He said it! Gross, gross, gross. These words like daggers enter into my ears!
— Nov 20, 2015 12:58PM
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Haha, CK: you thought you were going to make me hate Blake, but you were mistaken. I love him even more. And I will be very upset if I don't get his story...I will be sending you my demands privately. ;)
— Nov 20, 2015 12:53PM
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"The gift deliveries come to an end in a remote town of Alaska." - ...Sarah Palin enters into the story? Maybe? Here's hoping...
— Nov 20, 2015 12:49PM
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“Now, Derek. Fuck me hard. Hurry.” - Come on...we've all been there.
— Nov 20, 2015 12:46PM
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Evan, you do what you have to do to keep your man from using the L word. Be strong, young reindeer!
— Nov 20, 2015 12:44PM
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If one reindeer is out of sync, it could not only hurt Santa Claus, but it could delay - or even cancel - gifts being delivered to every child in the world." - NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
— Nov 20, 2015 12:41PM
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I gasp. The Council consists of twelve elders, six snowmen and six snow women, who don't play nice when it comes to breaking the rules of the North Pole." *giggles*
— Nov 20, 2015 12:37PM
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Derek to Evan: “Perfect ... mine ... only mine ...” - I hope this mate stuff really works. Otherwise, Evan could end up like JLo in Enough in Book 3.
— Nov 20, 2015 12:34PM
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Evan: “Fuck me, Derek. Hard. I'm not fragile.” I've suspected this about you, Evan.
— Nov 20, 2015 12:32PM