Laura’s Reviews > The Chronicles of Chrestomanci, Volume 1 > Status Update

This story is going places I never thought it could... I love me an unexpected plot tbh.
But, but, also that means Diana really likes using the multiverse in her books so maybe it's not that unexpected from her??? That's crazy tho
Anyways we also got the first few "oh this book was written last century" moments... Yeah don't slap your children, they might not have done anything and now they don't trust you anymore :/

Ok, no, Gwen is such an inconsiderate little goblin witch... Like who goes and destroys a whole English garden and forest, he's brother's tree house included, just for kicks??? Like what's her problem?

"feeling tired and Mondayish..." Cat is so based

stop It Gwendolen, nobody likes you.... Damn, you looking foolish right now :/

Ok, but if Millie the boring wife isn't a secret protagonist, or chrestomanci her self then imma be sad... Come on, like she got that flamboyant husbando, that's the perfect cover!
Also Cat is now my sweet baby angel that's obsessed with showers and can't do magic, he is perfect and I'm adopting him. Also yes your sister is a bitchy spoiled brat and should be stopped ( how old is she anyways? 14? smh)

We're not waiting any time here, the plot is coming along nicely and that's what I like! Also, wtf!? did Cat just take three showers/baths in less than an hour? Can someone check on the boy, I think he's losing it? ...Speaking of losing it, the castle having no echo inside is the freakiest, most brilliant idea! It really conveys how suffocating the place is...Yep, consider me unsettled @ ~ @

damn that's a good first chapter... Also, the plot is already plotting... Like what? So soon? Mam?! you just put the bar so high...