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“I don’t understand why my son prefers his mother to me” followed by three pages of “my son is lazy. he’s pretentious. his hair is stupid. he is interested in things I don’t understand and I tell him are stupid. his girlfriends are all annoying and I’m rude to them. when him and his mum talk, I take it as a personal attack. and worst of all… he dares to be 18” crazy douglas, crazy

You feel bad when Connie asks Douglas to separate and then he keeps talking and you go… actually never mind. Connie, babe, GET OUT!