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nerdy stronza

at least i'm not a stronza who swims in herpes river every day like you do

Well at least im not a furry stronza who acts like a fish in herpes river and permantly lives there

well then at least i'm not a furry stronza who thinks they're a little tiger and drinks from herpes river every day and tries to fuck other tigers and give them herpes

atleast im not related to a fish in herpes river, yeah ik your secret thats why you look like a blobfish

at least im not a stronza who looks like a mix between mil-es and a catfish who swims in herpes river and writes poems to std cats who try to kill you for giving them herpes