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“Why is everything gold?”

KING MIDAS, WHEN I FIND YOU KING MIDAS!!!!

The fact that right after Leo meets his dad for the first time, he answers his prayers to send his broken dragon back home :(

I HATED Medea’s but the story with her and Jason is one of my FAVS

WAIT WAIT WAIT. THE PRINCESS OF COLCHIS….. IS THIS MEDEA IM SENSING??? THEY NEED TO R U N !!!!

“Zeus believes we Olympians have become too involved in the affairs of mortals, in the fates of our demigod children, especially since we agreed to claim them all after the war. He believes this is what has caused our enemies to stir. That is why he closed Olympus."

I could have told you that Zeus was a POS, even before this!!!🤷🏻‍♀️

Leo feeling like the third wheel his entire life :(((((

Okay, I’m sorry… but piper can you get it together just for a tiny bit?! YOUR FATHER IS BEING HELD CAPTIVE AND ALL YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT IS JASON??! (Girlie pop stand UP)

DREW CALLING SILENA A SPY?? OH GIRLIE POP SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN

‘“Who’s the other kid in the photo?” He asked. “The sandy haired guy?”

“That’s Luke. He’s dead now.”’

DAMN, ANNABETH. JUST STRAIGHT TO THE POINT HUH

Hera trying to kill baby Leo as his old babysitter…. Bruh why is she always disguising herself as an old lady?!