Cal’s Reviews > Zephyr > Status Update

I actually feel like I need to take a shower in bleach. Not like a normal shower like the ones in the lab with the eyewash station too. I hate it here but I’m committed. Call me a masochist if you want. Also at this point this app is an off brand Twitter

Um im already about to vomit. I hate it here, I hate the vibes, why can’t I say no to “I bet you won’t”!? Rachel!!

So I told Rachel I’d read one of her f*ckin woofie books after I read the bride bc she made fun of me so here we are. Our friendship is now on the line