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Always meant to be a rockstar

YES LET’S TALK ABOUT LOUIS

Have you had black tar heroin? Well this blood was like that but 1000x better.
Oh you've had blood? Well the blood of the elders was like that but 1000x better.
Oh you've had the blood of the elders? Well the blood of Akasha was like that but 1000x better.

Marius, respectfully, this book is called the vampire LESTAT. Why are you monologuing

Man crush Monday: Marius

It's crazy how anne rice manages to make trans characters that aren't trans, gay characters that aren't gay, and murderous psychopaths who aren't hot

sir that is your MOTHER

I see what they mean now by oedipus complex

Lestat really loves these depressed, brunette, moral perfectionists

It’s not love, Lestat, it’s Stockholm Syndrome and vampire venom.