Meaghan Pugh’s Reviews > Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets > Status Update

quick what’s more depressing? a death day party filled with sad ghosts OR my own birthday (I’m alive but deeply troubled)

imagine being a normal student at hogwarts and two second years DRIVE AN INVISIBLE CAR INTO A TREE instead of just telling their parents something was wrong. bruh im just trynna get an education

two grown men, with magical powers that they are fully allowed to use at their own discretion, decide that, instead of having a magic duel, they should have a fist fight in a bookstore. imagine you go to cast a little spell and someone just clocks you in the nose before you can get to it. crazy

so like, that guy who installed the bars around harry’s window, was he not questioning it? like, ‘hey, you’re not KIDNAPPING anyone, right?’ would be a genuine question? the way i’d be on the phone with the police so fast