Brooke ♥booklife4life♥’s Reviews > Murder on the Boardwalk > Status Update

"Invite us in for tea?"

"Only if you like it cold, this isn't England"


Wtf. I drink hot tea daily as an American living in America

Oh that's super bad legal advice. You don't want to just answer every single question they ask, don't answer anything, listen to the damn lawyer

Oh yah, cops comes to your door, you should definitely make him wait outside while you reapply your lipstick, and i thought you didn't want to have any kind of stuff going on with him so why retouch it at all

Back at the carnival, no one cares that's she's out there near the crime scene and asking questions. Why wouldn't they shut the whole thing down? A murder happened there.

Had to rewind a few times.... she said "fell in love" not "made love"

"They cut me off because I married someone poor"

"He wasn't popular so who cares if he's dead?"

Why is everyone super shitty

"He grew up on the other side of the tracks"

"Larry would be a welcomed distraction"

You're fucking using the dude you dumb B

YOURE STILL IN FRONT OF A DEAD BODY, STOP FLIRTING

what the fuck is wrong with these cops? Actually I know, that time period, makes sense. She's a white lady so free passes to be near dead bodies and constantly getting hit on.

You're flirting iterally in front a dead body