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Dana Bloch
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"What about audiobooks?" I say
"Does that county?" he asks.
"Of course it counts," I say.
His eyes narrow. "Are you sure?"
"I'm a librarian," I say. "If anyone gets to decide whether it counts or not, it's me."
— Apr 23, 2024 03:01PM
"Does that county?" he asks.
"Of course it counts," I say.
His eyes narrow. "Are you sure?"
"I'm a librarian," I say. "If anyone gets to decide whether it counts or not, it's me."
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"I mean the voice," he clarifies. "You were such a convincing elderly magician mouse."
"If that impressed you, you should see me do the old woman who lives in a shoe," I say.
"I'll clear my Saturdays," he says.
Screaming, crying, throwing up. My children's librarian heart can't take it.
— Apr 23, 2024 02:56PM
"If that impressed you, you should see me do the old woman who lives in a shoe," I say.
"I'll clear my Saturdays," he says.
Screaming, crying, throwing up. My children's librarian heart can't take it.

