Krystyna’s Reviews > Fangirl Down > Status Update

“Fine! Fine! It’d firm and bitable and distracting. It’s the kind of butt that probably makes other dudes too self-conscious to shower near you at the gym, because it puts all the other man butts to shame. If there was a harness on your back, your booty could be used as a seat on a roller coaster. Someone should wipe it, honestly. It’s an ass-whipping ass.” 😂😂😂