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noo this was super fun

“He looked furious, the hands gripping my shoulders tightened painfully. “Then you will summon me if you feel that you want to do this thing.”That was a really odd command. Was this like some kind of intervention? Was he a sponsor that I would turn to when I was feeling down and blue? And how the hell was I supposed to get a hold of him anyway.”

lmao

“You’re fucking kidding me. It’s got to be almost thirty miles from our home. You seriously want to come back and eat these ears and the guy’s victims?”“Okay, sweetie. Just don’t get caught, and make sure you don’t leave any open graves for people to fall into. Put the dirt back like a good boy.”

lmao

“There may be a rotation of staff in the near future. Some personnel changes could occur. I would hate for these to disturb you.”“Personnel changes,”“A terrible shame if these disturbed you, caused you upset, and led you to feel the need to express your views.”“Am I supposed to be disturbed or not? What exactly what is disturbing me? Are you hiring a new barkeep and firing the old one?”

bye

“The bottom one was the one from Ahriman. Only it wasn’t as I had left it. A diagonal line crossed through the entire page in black ink, so hard and deep that it dented the skin parchment, digging a chunk off midway across the page. Written across the top was lovely flowing script in the language both our races shared. It said “NEVER.”

wew

“I wasn’t eating. Not after that sandwich. Typically I’d just remove it from my system, but I was allowing it to digest normally as a kind of penance. It’s good to suffer sometimes; gives you perspective.”

chill

“Your form operates on a lower vibration than mine. Moving from spirit back to your physical form is a huge change in your vibration pattern. Changing that far, that fast, is tiring. I’m tired too, but I’m also a lot older than you. And I have great stamina.”That last part made me nervous. I recognized human sexual innuendo, but I wasn’t sure if it was the same with angels. ”

hmpyright.

“You must have more self control when you’re around me, cockroach.”. The whole morning had become rather surreal and I didn’t really trust my senses right now.“That’s a virtue, not a sin,”“So the ball is in your court with this one, baby. Of course, we both know how much you suck at that particular virtue.”He smiled. He really needed to stop doing that.”

jesus

“He looked down at me in surprise, black flooding his eyes. Evidently his control was equally poor, or maybe he’d just been waiting for me to respond. He inhaled sharply, then grabbed me, crushing me against him, and burying his face in my hair. Yep, we did it again. It was just as incredible without the lengthy tongue foreplay. Apparently “never do this again” was only about thirty minutes. Who knew?”

we

“Before I could reply, I felt the stab of a thousand needles tracing the edge of my ear. He’d licked my ear? And he was still rubbing himself against me, in a way only beings of spirit could do. Too much. It was too much. I was going to fly apart into a million pieces, like the ice we played with. Everything blurred for a moment as I struggled to retain some kind of control.”

hmm