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Men be like:

“bae I won’t go to havnor I swear 🥺”
*literally sails straight to havnor like a boss*👍🏻👍🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣

“I share the secrets of the King.And when he leaves me,he hides in the place of the ordure,
in foulness itself,and yet again in the vile place he waits for me to come and take him up and cleanse him as he cleansed me,so that each time we grow purer together…I am the one who shits moonlight.You will not know another such.And more than that, the King enters into my seed. He is my semen”

me abt White Claw SurgeTM

Need to think about Tehanu for a bit before I do my review.

A note to the patron of Iowa City Public Library who checked out this book after me, so I cannot renew it immediately and will have to give it back this week: kys

Two Truths and a Lie, Tehanu Edition:

1. Ged loses his virginity at 53 years old.
2. Tenar raises a pirate, misogynist son who refuses to do the dishes.
3. The Master Patterner comes out as gay.

“Fear is the mind killer” but about men who abuse you is so much more valid than whatever tf they said it about in Dune

“We make up most of the differences [between men and women] and then complain about ‘em” so true anyway canonically horny Ged is not something I thought I would ever have to think about but here we are

RIP UKLG you’ve would’ve loved the Barbie movie
“I’m a man without power. Does that make me a woman?” (this is a joke don’t @ me)

Fr tho a sexy little story exploring the relationship between gender and power? Yes plsss

Dream blunt rotation LFG!!!!!!!!!

( Tehanu )

Goha is canonically Garnett Paltrow. The two things we know about her are that she has a “foreign name” that no one knows and her child is named Apple. I rest my case

What an absolute genius. Got to be the best of all time. I have not been enamored with a book like this maybe since Harry Potter when I was 8. UKLG is the only one who deserves to use the English language; the rest of use should cut out our tongues and forfeit it. I feel so alive