Jen Carambula’s Reviews > Teasing the Teacher > Status Update

“I know it’s not his birthday. He’s a Halloween baby, October thirty-first. But he doesn’t know that I know that. Nor can I tell him I learned it in the first of my many, many internet searches of him. His online presence isn’t strong, but nosy internet services dug up a few things”

Cementing the creepy stalker vibes, aren’t we?

“Me being underage and concerns about him going to jail or losing his job are no longer preventing us from being together.”

If those are the only reasons preventing him from wanting a relationship we can all agree he’d still be a predator. Right?

“What I can do is to keep him interested by peppering tidbits into our conversation, showing him how perfect we are for each other.  “Oh really? I’m planning to hike around the Fort Donelson battlefield this week. You couldn’t do that?”

Yup, because making your entire personality a mold for what he wants is super healthy

“Not during the week, because of work, but I’m here far more than I should be on weekends.” Yes, yes, he is. Almost every weekend, like clockwork. Making this one of my favorite spots to spy on him.”

Seriously WTF

What in stalkerish hell am I reading?