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"Can I bring my small child to the bikini contest"

"If I keep eating this I'll get fat"

"You have 2% body fat so don't worry but me, my waist is growing so let's go to a spin class"


CAN WE FUCKING STOP WITH THIS SHIT

like you don't EVER need to do this, take this shit out, it's irrelevant and infuriating.

Touching her stringy hair....


Lady don't say that shit. The MC is extremely prejudiced against the beauty queens

Proof that visiting the library can help find your murderer. I go to different branches too much so my "local" librarian wouldn't know the details this small town one does

Are they just gonna give you access to the airports security cameras? Doubt they are even working based on the true crime podcast I listen to

Dead body already! Dang.

"I'm not like other girls, I don't get why women do that" but they do it so who cares and it doesn't make you special to not do that

Okay nevermind she's does coach high school kids, so they were doing roids last book???