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“You always look good to me. Concealer, no concealer. Fancy dress, Harvey’s sweat suit. Smooth hair”—his hand waves over me with a low chuckle—“whatever this is. It doesn’t matter. You’re you.” I swallow and try my best not to melt onto the floor into a squishy pile of mush. “That’s probably what you tell all the girls, Gervais.” “Nah, Sunny. You’re my only girl.” sweetest man everr
— May 18, 2024 02:46PM
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Know that Grandpa Harvey will love the baby, tail and all.” Harvey is so funny I can’t imagine love this man
— May 19, 2024 10:16AM
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harvey is honestly just like the suriel and im here for it
— May 18, 2024 03:14PM
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“Sunny, the last thing you need in your life is another man telling you what to do.” slay
— May 18, 2024 03:04PM
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“Raise your voice at that woman one more time and I will drop you like a stone, Woodcock.” SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
— May 18, 2024 12:19PM
