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"..and the dark-eyed ruler of my universe stands in front of me."
I cringed at that. Hits too close to Master of my universe, and 50 shades is not what I want to remember ever. *shudders*

"I just have to sleep with men for a living. How hard can that be? It can’t possibly be more difficult than sleeping on the streets, can it?"
Wait Ash, are you joking? Did you seriously ask that question? Is this really a debate if being a prostitute is better than sleeping on streets? I can't imagine I said that. But I am liking the story..

"My locks are auburn, and I ignore them as much as possible. We don’t get along, and when I pay too much attention to my oh-so-enviable curls, they tend to rebel, and I end up looking like a scarecrow."
Ooh girl's got humor. Am I supposed to enjoy this given the predicament she is in, or am I simply supposed to think her deranged to think about her hair at the given position..?

"I don’t have any interest in virgins, least of all those with small tits that look more like a boy than a woman.”
Derek's a dick. An absolute one at that. Girl's already terrified and humiliated, whats the point of humiliating her further!