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"I've been writing a story about the cemetery, it's for the fourth of July edition"

Um what? What would that even be about

"I can't cook, but I can bake"

What's with this weird trope?? I've noticed it more and more lately when the "quirky" girl can't cook but yet can win the British bake off?? Whyyyy

Damn dude killed himself and you're shitting on this other dude.

"Blew his brains out" rough way to say that

Aw poor Sean, getting arrested.

Omg they robbed the ice scream stand?! That's crazy and desperate

“If we were buildings,” she said suddenly, “you’d be a basement and I’d be a porch.”


What.

Wait, did he just blame the dude on his own disability??

“Security cameras?” “Not real. There’s a sign in front of the convenience store, but it’s just for show. No cameras.


This is said in almost all true crime docs

3 bars in this town, so can't say it's a small town imo

Pretty sure it would be against union code to just go on the news about firing someone before telling the actual person you're firing