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And the credits, where we find out who spent all that time on the Internet and watching KUWTK on their DVR last July while Sean swanned around LA skiing whatever "research" was a euphemism for.

Ah, finally, the tl;dr.

This horoscope is like a billion pages long.

There should be a god who holds that her sole purpose is to smite journalists who use the term "heart of Silicon Valley" to describe places definitively not in Silicon Valley.

Sean is now recapping the last season of KUWTK. If only I could get paid for my love-by-line recaps of my shit TV habit.

Hollywood should make a rom-com out of the Kim and Kanye story. No. It should not.

TIL Scott Disick was a cover model for 90s teen romances.

Things Kim Kardashian isn't good at: singing, dancing, eating burgers.

Shout out to that heavy hitter for Hollywood celeb gossip and music criticism: The Liverpool Echo.

Sean, you're telling me Keeping Up With the Kardashians is STAGED? And they hire ACTORS? For SCENES? I am shocked. SHOCKED.