poop’s Reviews > Twilight > Status Update

Ok so are the vampires dogs or something why do they keep growling..

I’m beginning to think this is just a published wattpad story

Ok so they’ve been “dating” for like, less than a week and they are already talking about marriage and having sex together… 😀

Finally the book (and their relationship) is getting somewhere

Edward needs to stop giving mixed signals and also he sparkles 🥺🥺

Ok they are so cute together Edward is like in love with her omggggg and officially a vampire

So Edward is a stalker!😍

Ok so Jacob🐺 is a lot younger than I thought and apparently is enimes with vampires (Edward)

This many boys cannot have a crush on her