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“I will gladly give you all of that as long as you stay beside me.”
“I won’t run away again.”
“You can’t leave me.”
“I won’t.”

GOOD HEAVENS THEY ARE SO CUTE

“Fine, I’ll be a pussy for you if I have to. Now pet your pussy.”
I should have known this would happen. “No.”
“Pet your pussy, Jackson!”
“Fuck off.”
“Stroke it, Jackson!”

Your honour, he’s deranged and adorable.

HES BACK

“Ooh, I get to see your nips then,” he says as he reaches out and jabs me in the nipple”

Why is he like this🤦

Leland cant accept a service without thinking they want something from him, that is so SAD

“Why does it strike me as strange that he’s getting me water? I suppose it’s because no one ever gets things for me. I grew up learning that the only person I could depend on was myself. And I still live by that rule.”

“I suppose I should have asked if you needed anything from your house.”
“No, I’ll just wear your clothes. I like them. It makes me feel like I’m wrapped in your embrace”

Leland’s a damn child 🤣

“I try to shake my head, but it makes my vision go funky. “No, I can’t… I just didn’t want to die alone. So let me die here, please. I’ve been alone for years… I don’t want to die alone…”

Oh baby🥲☹️