Smutty Sully’s Reviews > Head Above Water > Status Update

The thing racing down the largest tree in the clearing makes me want to vomit and sprint at the same time. What must be hundreds of clacking legs on either side of its long, furry body propel it forward at a speed far too fast for comfort. One head lifts as what appear to be quivering whiskers swivel towards me. A second mouth hisses from the ass-end of the creature. This planet just keeps getting better and better.