Lindsay’s Reviews > Wed by Proxy > Status Update

ONE CONVERSATION. Just one. Have it. She’s not impersonating your wife for inexplicable reasons, she IS your wife! Just ask her a question, dude! Try to get to know her! Your continuing deep conviction that the woman you’re falling in love with is the adorable pawn in some plot on the part of a wife you’ve never met is, frankly, exhausting. It’s a good thing this is the audiobook equivalent of a one-eye show.