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The women pounded away the rest of the pony wall, drywall dust gathering in the air like a San Francisco summer day. Coughing, Mariska laid her hammer on the kitchen table. “We should have bought masks. We’re going to have to spend all our gold on mess-of-helium lawyers.”
“Mess of what?”
“Mess-of-helium. Like on the commercials.”
“Mesothelioma?”
“Whatever.”
— Jun 03, 2024 07:52PM
“Mess of what?”
“Mess-of-helium. Like on the commercials.”
“Mesothelioma?”
“Whatever.”
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“We’re going to be rich like Gloria.”
“You mean I’m going to be rich.” Mariska frowned.
“I found it.”
“In my wall.”
“Tell you what—we’ll split it. Fifty-fifty.”
“Seventy-thirty.”
“Sixty-fifty.”
“You mean sixty-forty.”
“Fine. But if there’s treasure in my walls, same deal, only the other way.”
“Deal.”
— Jun 03, 2024 07:19PM
“You mean I’m going to be rich.” Mariska frowned.
“I found it.”
“In my wall.”
“Tell you what—we’ll split it. Fifty-fifty.”
“Seventy-thirty.”
“Sixty-fifty.”
“You mean sixty-forty.”
“Fine. But if there’s treasure in my walls, same deal, only the other way.”
“Deal.”
