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"glorious goddess"?



Also can someone explain to the narrator of the audiobook version that Eastern European accent does not equal "vaguely Spanish"?

Did this book seriously just imply Rasputin was trans?



Baker, were you drunk when you wrote this? If you're going to make up crap about Russian history at least make it makes sense within your book's universe.

So... She doesn't want to date but she's mad the guy she's honestly been treating like a brat throwing a tantrum treats their parents rejected her? Give me a break. Just because the book acknowledges her feelings are stupid doesn't make them less annoying. Maybe if she was a teenager, it would be understandable, but she's 26!

SONG lyrics! Jesus autocorrect!

"if this was in a book, the author might get sued for using actual dong lyrics" -- meta?

I don't even know what a meta is for.

🎶 I think I should end this song now, I don't wanna flog it like a dead horse 🎵

At this point I expect Alexei's abs to start singing like Archie's in Alex Meyers Riverdale parody.

Remember when his abs went back in time to fight the dinosaurs... 🎶

"are you sure he wasn't fourteen"

Oh for the love... Baker you threw that in on purpose and it's not even funny. You know what you're doing.

I get this is escapist fantasy fiction, but we just had a huge magical reveal and we've gotta slow it down for a bloody shopping montage?

I liked this a lot better when it was like a modern day Horse and his Boy. Now it's all wah a good looking guy needs my help and I've sworn off men my life is so hard. Oh okay let's go buy stuff! 🙄