Noémie’s Reviews > Gideon the Ninth > Status Update

“I cannot conceive of a universe without you in it”
“Yes you can, it’s just less great and less hot”

“I have tried to dismantle you, Gideon Nav! The Ninth House poisoned you, we trod you underfoot—I took you to this killing field as my slave—you refuse to die, and you pity me! Strike me down. You’ve won. I’ve lived my whole wretched life at your mercy, yours alone, and God knows i deserve to die at your hand. You are my only friend. I am undone without you”

“Does anyone else want to take this opportunity to admit that they’re already dead, or a flesh construct, or other relevant object?”

I AM DYING 😭😭😭

“You may hate me all you wish; I still don’t even remember about you half the time”

sure you don’t