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“Every version of my happily ever after will always include some version of you”

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I’m sobbing

Not the Jojo siwa

“In a world of black and white, she was my kaleidoscope”

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If a man ever said this to me we’d be married the next day

Wait that’s so cute

“Because I want you”

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Literally in love

“She’d obviously dressed with the intention of blending in, but she could no more blend into a crowd than a Jewel could blend into mud.”

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Man is already whipped