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"I treasure such fleeting moments as that, little beacons of pure joy and contentment that last a few seconds before passing into memory. They're always worth living and working for."

"I'm sorry it hurts... I tried tae make it quick so ye wouldn't suffer long"
[Who has your family, Durf? I can try to help them.]
God these two are so sweet. Being as caring as they can for someone who tried to hurt them against their own will.

"Aw. Can I no take the piss out o' ye a bit? That's part of the deal when you employ a hob."
"I understand that, and I heartily approve of the practice in general terms. But you must find some other way to take the piss than purposefully mangling my name. I expect high quality, creative and non destructive piss taking. I am a quality employer and require the best hobgoblin in all of Tir na nÓg."

"I am a fool and a failure." "Naw, you're a hobgoblin on a Wednesday."

"Christ, that's stonkin'!" Is an exclamation I need in my regular vocabulary immediately.

"And now Gordie... choked to death on a scone this morning. It has raisins in it, so that was bloody daft, as raisins are ill-omened abominations and he should have known better."
Man I did not realize this was Scottish when I picked this up. I have read the authors note and half of one page and I'm already so fucking excited.