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“Do you want to, um, eat my banana, darling?” I ask sultrily, and she nearly bites off her own tongue as she swallows down her growing laughter.
Laughter?
“Give me your cucumber, baby. Let me have every last bite of it.” She digs her hands into my bare ass and then presses a chaste, almost mocking kiss to the tip of my dick, where my slit is currently weeping precum.