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“Very funny. Forty-two isn’t old.”
“Not if you’re a tortoise. Or a giant sequoia. Or one of this glass sponges in the East China Sea that can live to be like ten thousand. But in human years, you’re already more than half dead.”

Literally couldn’t stop laughing when I read this! Maybe I’m tired and need to sleep or maybe it actually was that funny but damn, that was funny.