Damon’s Reviews > It's Hard to Look Cool When Your Car's Full of Sheep: Tales from the Back Forty > Status Update

Wives are especially enthusiastic about remodeling. I have always said if God is a woman the theories of evolution and creationism can both be accepted: she created the world in seven days and has been remodeling ever since. This theory clears up a lot of scientific speculation. The dinosaurs may have withstood meteors, ice, and flood-- but finally they were lost in remodeling.