Starlight’s Reviews > Jealous Wife > Status Update

The overall vibe of this book was(felt like it was written by)…an overly middle aged white suburban house wife living in middle America…

It’s giving grandma.
But like, trashy hick bloated grandma, and def not classy sweet fun used to be a dame back in the old days grandma…

Tbh I prob will read the next book…


I’m assuming the author is male gendered??
Which explains boobs being referred to as MELONS.
💀 along with a bunch of other shit details idc enough to recall atm

This wasn’t hot, sexy, spicy or titillating.

It’s not even good trash / smut.

It was yawn inducing.

Am I just jaded now and more of a nasty freak for finding this so fucking boring???

…I can’t believe I fell for the raving reviews that claimed how well written this was. How hot the sex was mainly.

But ???? Not even a full handful of “sex hallucinations” and only ONE actual sex scene ON THE VERY LAST PAGE.