Miranda’s Reviews > The Love Hypothesis > Status Update

YESSSS ADAM *insert feral hooting and clapping and all the cheering*

"...I'm terrified of everything, as you can see. So, instead if telling you that truth, I will tell you another truth. A truth that, I think, will be best for you. A truth that will take me out of the equation, but will make its result better. Because I'm starting to wonder if this is what being in love is. Being okay with ripping yourself to shreds, so the other person can stay whole."
OMG.

"Maybe you should." Olive, you dog.

“You’re edible, Olive.”

Am I the only cracking up at this? Her name is Olive but olive is also a food i.e. actually edible 😂

"It will be fine, Olive [...a]nd if not, at least it will be over."

I will definitely be using this for all future inconveniences.

"Talking on the phone is the hardest, most stressful thing in the world, and I can't do it with the nice lady who schedules my dental cleanings, let alone with Adam Carlsen."
Relatable.

"Just like that, one hundred billion neurons, one thousand billion glial cells, and who knew how many milliliters of cerebrospinal fluid, just ceased to exist."
First of all, all the little science-y references throughout- love. Cracking me up.
ALSO I don't know if I like Anh. Is she even a good friend? Does she actually know that this is fake and is trying to force Oliver to confess or is she just that ridiculous

"Everything about him must be huge. Height, fingers, voice."

Wait is Adam tall or something? Only page 5 and I'm over reading about his size. 👀

"It's okay. Expiration dates are for the weak."

"Ah the joys of being impoverished."