Saiyara’s Reviews > Four Fish: The Future of the Last Wild Food > Status Update

SEA MONKEYS?!?

“We are eating into the principal, so to speak, of salmon stocks instead of harvesting, the annual “interest”, which is what people like the Yupiks used to remove modestly when the salmon returned to the Yukon every year.”

I really love that analogy. That makes so much sense. And really shows how wrong we’ve been handling the whole situation…

STOP I DIDN’T EVEN READ THE NEXT SENTENCE:

“Furthermore, we have applied to grow the fish in physically contained production systems. Examples of this could be tanks, raceways, etc. that prevent the escape of the fish.”

THIS IS LITERALLY A PLOT POINT IN JURASSIC PART AND WHAT DOCTOR WU SAID ABOUT THE DINOSAURS SHUT UP SHUT UP. No this is uncanny. How is life imitating art.

“Our product will be all female, and sterile, (unable to reproduce)” HOLY SHIT THIS IS WORD FOR WORD A LINE FROM JURASSIC PARK. WTF. SO CRAZY. And look what happened! Like Ian Malcolm one said, “Life finds a way.”