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You've got to be fucking kidding me with this shit.

Dude leans in and whispers in my ear, "By far the sexiest thing I have ever witnessed."

Yes, seeing a crazed woman you only met five seconds ago punch a female for talking to you is a real turn on. Men love violent, possessive women, they're the BEST.

Oh, gosh, now she's physically assaulting a woman for talking to a man, a man she first laid eyes on two minutes ago.

Bitches like her are what give women a bad name.

No, I'm pretty sure that's you, honey.

"Trust me babe once I have you, I'll be the star of your dreams every night," he says before downing the rest of his beer.

Yeah, that's EXACTLY how to get laid in bars. Talk to women just like that. They find it attractive. *rolls eyes*

She's selling this as sexy! I can't believe this shit.

"Yeah. He went on and on about you fucking up his night and disrespecting him in front of one of his men until I went down on him to shut him up," she says laughing.

"Thanks for the mental picture, bitch," I groan.

Ugh. This is everything I hate about biker romance.

She's got a pink motorcycle, a pink gun, and a pink knife.

Also, this writing needs a little work.

Ugh, how horrible.

Ugh, I have so much to say about that story!!! This review is already 10 pages long in Word!!!!!! Argh!

Motorcycles were more expensive than a drug habit.

Great! Great. <---sarcasm

- Plume

"You told me you'd sworn off dating." His voice had a sulky edge to it. Previously such a display would have made me feel guilty, but instead of placating his ego I spoke my mind.

"No," I said. "I told you I was done with boys."

Oooooooh, that was a sick burn!!!!

- Plume