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Francis Abernathy, patron saint of minding our own damn business

You know. Cloke's kind of a real one. Literally just vibing. These preps are a blight to him smh

Jar of cherries so bad you have to throw them out the window. Francis, the diva that you are.

Francis' 9 unpaid parking tickets. What a diva.

There are people in this world who unironically like Bunny Corcoran and I think they will not be seeing the gates of heaven.

How does he manage to suck MORE on rereads.

Spicing it up by listening to the ebook. Somehow having Richard's lies read out loud by Miss Tartt herself makes him sound even MORE like a loser.

It's that time of year again!

"Heebiejeebieville"...Judy Poovey, the woman that you are