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"Hadn’t seen Nora in seven months. She’d lost a little weight. Thought I even saw a little blush on her cheeks." Oh thank god. Now he doesn't have to be confused about his attraction to her since she's conventionally attractive.

"Emily wasn’t as cool as I thought she was; not as invincible as she pretended to be." The lesson here: after you have sex with a girl, you stop finding her interesting.

"Something voyeuristic about doing this in the middle of the day on the farmer’s private property." Um, no. That's the opposite of voyeuristic.

"I put the weed away before she got too far gone to talk." I'm pretty sure that the amount of weed one could fit in a shoe, along with a pipe, would not be enough to cause this. But what do I know.

"and he smelled so much like weed, I thought he somehow constructed a bong out of his own body." File under: things that people who have no idea how weed or bongs work would say

"You've always been my favorite." File under: things psychologists would never say

"I don't feel feelings, not like other people do." SO FUCKING EDGY and somehow Jacob denies that David is a sociopath?

Jacob consistently being disgusted with anyone who tries to be a voice of reason. Anyone who doesn't like their stupid and dangerous game is just not *elevated* enough

Hasn't it been established that permanent records are a myth? It just feels like a joke and yet everyone in the book takes it so seriously

17 year old boy knows more about psychology than trained psychologist