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I FELT THE RAGE WHEN CLEGANE SAID "Fuck the Kingsguard,fuck the city, fuck the king" ON S2 E9 OF GAME OF THRONES CUZ ME TOO BRO FUCK THE QUEEN FUCK THE MONARCH FUCK PHILIP

Philip should kill himself, I fear.

"Here lies Prince Henry of Wales. He died as he lived: avoiding plans and sucking cock." 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭HEL3P

"Oscar may be the cook of the family, but Alex's mom was the one who grilled." LET HER COOK NOW, LET HER COOK. I SAID LET HER COOK!!‼️🗣️‼️🗣️‼️

Bi awakening. Everybody say "Thank you Alex!"

HENRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HELP 😭😭