Abby’s Reviews > My Roommate Is a Vampire > Status Update

and now he’s betrothed to some lady😭 this is sooooo

okay i know i just updated but this guy’s super secret vampire power is that he INVOLUNTARILY SUMMONS FRUITS WHEN HE’S NERVOUS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this is so ridiculous

now why are they bringing up taylor swift😭 enough with this painfully millennial nonsense pls

NO WAY HE BOUGHT AN APRON THAT SAYS “THIS GUY RUBS HIS OWN MEAT” 😭😭😭

not them watching buffy and asking her which vampire she thought was hotter😭 i need him to be so fr

ur telling me this man is so old fashioned that he had an aneurysm when he saw her bikini pic on instagram but didn’t bat an eye when she mentioned her gay friend?😭
girl be so fr he’d have gone on a tirade about homos if we were being realistic

this book was so silly and cute until it mentioned TIKTOK why😭😭😭😭

this man tried to pay for coffee with gold dubloons🙄

aw hell nah now why would he leave his blood bags in the fridge is he stupid???😭

she asked him where his pots and pans were in the kitchen and since he’s a vampire he doesn’t eat but he didn’t want her to know that so he said he was getting them repaired help😭😭😭