Marit’s Reviews > The Three Musketeers > Status Update

Ugh she’s so iconic as a villain

I’ve read almost 500 pages of the three musketeers only to, upon re-reading the first page for fun, be violently reminded that the main character (d’Artagnan) has been wearing a fucking beret this whole time. With a feather in it.

These men go to church EXCLUSIVELY to find sugar mamas and that’s only one of many side plots

The wit.,,,, the charm.,,, the sheer power this book has over me…,,,,, as the French say… « zut alors ! »….

Madame Bonacieux is above the law and I forgot how much I adore this book