astarion's bhaal babe (wingspan matters) > Status Update

i take stars off for being cringed out once in a book so😍

unless i put the red tinted glasses on bc i love it that much. WHICH IS RARE.

but yeah that’s gross ew

so real cuz WHY

I have never thought of this and now you’ve put the idea in my noggin 😭

I agree 100%, but with how often there are sex scenes after a full day of battle training or wandering through the woods, I feel like the majority of characters just don’t have a sense of smell.

😂😂😂😂

Of course people make out before brushing their teeth! When the good stuff is happening, you won’t stop to brush your teeth. If you can think about it, someone is doing a bad job.