Carmen’s Reviews > The Secret Life of Lady Julia > Status Update

And there was the issue of Julia Leighton's unruly physical passion. What could he expect in that regard? Would she try to seduce him? He shifted uncomfortably.

What on Earth gave you the idea that she'd be interested in seducing YOU? You arrogant presumptuous bastard. Calm down, your virtue's safe. *rolls eyes*

He was a man without a home, like a mongrel dog.

Hello, Simon Templar.

Then he gets all bent out of shape when an older lady offers to pay him for sex. Unclear as to why.

At least he used to have honor. He'd discovered the hard way that a man cannot eat honor.

Word up.

"You smell of roses! Have you come to me from another woman?"

How can this woman even PRETEND to be surprised? I'm baffled by everyone's behavior here. What do you THINK he does with his time??!

How could he have been so stupid?

Lady Julia Leighton had been a virgin.

I just want to pop in and agree with you that you are indeed stupid. Okay. Carry on.