Sharon’s Reviews > Godmother Night: A Novel > Status Update

I signed up for lesbians and death not one sad lesbian with a dead wife and a child

EEEWWWWWWW Aaron giving me the BIGGEST ick ever oh my godddd

"A baby's a sacred gift from the Goddess of Life" 🤢

Idk about the OGs but being a lesbian is security in not getting pregnant as a perk

WILL finish this today I swear. Deepest, sincerest apologies to Gerber/Hart for having this book out for three months 💀
Thank god I'm trained on check out so I could renew my copies without anyone else seeing my shame lmao. Now only the entire Internet knows.