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Zanahoria
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Ohh, boyyy... I don't think you've quite realized the whole scope of what she meant when she made you understand she craved freedom to be herself. I think you are needy, and her craving was monstrous already, and this can not go well.
— Aug 22, 2024 05:50PM
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Zanahoria
is on page 190 of 481
So Armand dissolves his little kingdom whenever he finds something shinier. Lestat was supposed to be a theater kid, but this guy is using other vampires like dolls to enact little plays that he discards when he's bored. Cool, cool
— Aug 23, 2024 10:21AM
Zanahoria
is on page 170 of 481
So Armand is presented here as someone that can not abide to be laughed at and a dictator, while Lestat is the ever courageous ideal of a noble of times past *cackle*
— Aug 23, 2024 09:44AM
Zanahoria
is on page 17 of 481
The conceit and the unsubtle unreliability of his telling of his motives is hilarious.
— Aug 21, 2024 12:31AM
Zanahoria
is on page 15 of 481
LMAO!! The book is IN-UNIVERSE!! The indignity!! This is feels like those rapper song-battles
— Aug 20, 2024 10:51PM
Zanahoria
is on page 10 of 481
Dude. What do you MEAN, no innocents??? Did you have a huge change of heart, are you sanitizing your image hard now that you are telling the story, or did Louis miss/misrepresented the whole cruelty deal hugely? (Because you sure are very unreliable narrators, both of you)
— Aug 20, 2024 10:42PM
Zanahoria
is on page 3 of 481
Good lord, this dude REALLY opens the book like the UR "My immortal" fanfic or some vlogger influencer. The ego is hilarious
— Aug 20, 2024 10:10PM
