Sasha Austin’s Reviews > Pretty Little Mistakes > Status Update

In this life, I once again "survived". I went to college to pursue a degree in art. Despite a sex tape scandal, I stuck it out. I got a job, hooked up with my boss, got shot at Kroger, pulled through and became a lesbian and a famous artist. Obviously.

Oh Lord.. I went to college and then I dropped out. I quit meth only to start a successful business but get shot with a paintbrush and die.

On my first try I managed to "escape" this book in grand fashion. I opened a b&b in Italy, had a daughter named Sasha (awkward) and died in my sleep at 102. Then I haunted my estate. Sounds like me.