Alaina’s Reviews > Curvy in College: The Jock and the Genius > Status Update

lolololol I had a feeling that guy in disguise was his dad

I mean... it's hella random but sure - let's go with it

lmao saying I love you after sex?!?! ARE YOU NEW HERE BRO? You've known her for like two weeks, and you ignored her for most of that.

the genius was dickmatized

Oh good. I was wondering if you were going to find the right time to kiss her BECAUSE finding out her parents died within a month of each other last year due to a genetic disease is obviously the best time to do so.

Obviously.

This professor is kind of creepy... and that's all the tea I have right now.

"I'm at peak fitness right now, and my body is yearning to spread its seed, just like evolution wants."

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Please no, don't do that.