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Poor guy can’t swim or climb trees. Not very athletically inclined in any universe

Why are there so many sec jokes they’re literally all about to die

What a strange combination of British and American slang

The questionable grammar* and chapter notes being a whole other novel is part of the charm I’m really enjoying this (*“you did marvellous” are we going to finish that word??)