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Alastair
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He raises his arm, offering me a place at his side, like he’s Jesus and I’m one of his clingy little disciples.
Top Jesus and his slutty Twink disciples 😂😂😭
— Aug 31, 2024 12:46AM
Top Jesus and his slutty Twink disciples 😂😂😭
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Alastair
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He beams brightly. “I was raised by a Republican. I know my way around an assault rifle.”
— Aug 31, 2024 09:59PM
Alastair
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“The No-Tell Motel is the place you made me realize I have a fetish for having my balls slapped black and blue. I won’t have you slander its good name.”
— Aug 31, 2024 04:25PM
Alastair
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I don’t know what feels worse. The hurt of knowing I’m not good enough, or the embarrassment of thinking I ever was.
— Aug 30, 2024 10:44AM
