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I could tell the astronaut knew how to milk cows just by looking at him I asked him and I was right
They used to bring us wolf pups to play with and we were so excited and then they killed them and sent their ears off for the bounty
All of a sudden the hill behind us was full of weasels running downhill. I do not believe I dreamed it
— Sep 05, 2024 07:06AM
They used to bring us wolf pups to play with and we were so excited and then they killed them and sent their ears off for the bounty
All of a sudden the hill behind us was full of weasels running downhill. I do not believe I dreamed it
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I did some welding so I could buy my cameras, after I was a cuddle fisherman
And then I was a rodeo clown in Mexico because they liked when the German lost
And then a witch came for me but my mom snatched me away and I knew from then on I would not wet myself
— Sep 05, 2024 07:06AM
And then I was a rodeo clown in Mexico because they liked when the German lost
And then a witch came for me but my mom snatched me away and I knew from then on I would not wet myself
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Hilariously even more Werner than his docs. Absolutely absurd stories about his life that he tells:
I wanted to marry her but I didn't have the gumption to propose yet, I went out of town and when I came back she was married to my cousin. We basically hooked up anyways. I thought my cousin beat me up but apparently he didn't. I didn't see him for a few years, she was cursed and their marriage broke up
— Sep 05, 2024 07:06AM
I wanted to marry her but I didn't have the gumption to propose yet, I went out of town and when I came back she was married to my cousin. We basically hooked up anyways. I thought my cousin beat me up but apparently he didn't. I didn't see him for a few years, she was cursed and their marriage broke up