Joyce’s Reviews > Downward Facing Doug > Status Update

Daniel: We need to watch our backs.

Boone thinks: Hell, Doug can’t watch his front!

Did you see his tats? Prison ink - Aryan brotherhood, Celtic crosses, swastikas … the whole chucklehead skin gallery.

Sundowner cooks will wrap anything in a tortilla for a breakfast burrito. Probably the only thing you won’t find in the kitchen is a green card.

😳😆

Dave the Love God is Dave the Lifeguard by day. He’s known as a player, usually going after tourists. It’s said he has made more visitors happy than Sea World.

Sunny Day is a world class athlete. And she has legs longer than a Greek wedding.

Boone Daniels is the sheriff here. But he doesn’t wear a badge - he wears an aura.

Cultures vary too by time of day. A break that might be hardcore at dawn may be soft as silk an hour later. A beach might be chill at noon, the lunch break, and be b@lls to the wall by dusk.

Surfing has become the victim of its own success. It’s getting harder and harder to find open water.

Oof. Way behind in my GR reading challenge. An hour+ audiobook? Narrated by Ed Harris? Awesome! 😆